Crazy Cat Ladies Do Care

A poem responding to JD Vance’s comments about crazy cat ladies and childless women

Crazy Cat Ladies have hit the news,
Thanks to Vance’s dreadful views.
He thinks women who’ve not given birth,
Lack future commitment, have no worth.

So, what exactly is JD’s solution?
It’s a concept he calls ‘voter dilution’,
Which means when it comes to election day,
All parents will get a greater say.

Well, we might not have kids but we still care,
Fight for our rights and a world that is fair,
We do our best to help nature survive,
Support good causes so people can thrive. 

And unlike JD Vance and his utter hypocrisy,
We Crazy Cat Ladies believe in democracy.